I legitimately can’t tell the difference
this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?
look at the stars, look how they shine for you
following back everyone
me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage