terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

The honeymoon phase never has to end.
Jimmy Fallon (on marriage)

internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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breakinq:

following back everyone

breakinq:

following back everyone

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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